June 21, 2009

founding principles


(-)Purpose
This is where I'll post updates, clever witticisms, and half baked insights collected during the coming years as a Peace Corps Volunteer in Guinea.

(I) Brevity.
I don't like writing long posts and you don't like reading them. We can build on that.

(II) Humor
If you can watch this Journey video straight through without cracking a smile...I dunno. You probably won't get this blog.

(III) Input
I do not intend for this to be a one way conduit of information.

This blog serves limited purpose if my writing isn't worth your reading.

Leave anonymous comments telling me I'm a boor and a hack when it's deserved. Likewise send flowering praise or clever haiku for a particularly inspired dialogue.

(IV)
And that's that.

May 24, 2009

i am back but only shortly.


Here I am. It is good to see you old friend. I will be here momentarily. Only momentarily. Then I will leave. I may be back but then I'll be gone again. I will not sleep. Soon I will purchase a dog. I may name this dog Cunningham. Or perhaps Juan-Pablo. But not right now. I don't have time. I won't stay long.

....

Thank you for your hospitality. Now I have to go.

April 17, 2009

g'd up (from the feet up)

Guinea'd up actually.


This man is Linus Pauling and he is a hero in chemistry.

So what I'm really going for here is that I received my invitation from the Peace Corps and I'll be teaching 7-10th grade chemistry in Guinea. I leave July 7th. Thar she blows.

March 8, 2009

comin' out hard

Taken from the 2007 Playoffs where Mr. Davis was doing this to the hapless Russian Andre Kirlenko after completely dismantling number one seeded German marshmallow Dirk Nowitzki* and the Dallas Mavericks in the first round.

*shamefully also the regular season MVP